12-Year-Old Girl Has Woman Chug Bleach Because She Hates Staying With Her

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“Chug bleach” is a common term among the fraternity world. Since the dawn of Greek life, we have told our inferiors to chug bleach, and rightfully so, because we are superior and they aren’t worthy. The only difference between us and this 12-year-old girl is that we are generally joking–we wouldn’t actually follow through in offering a guy a glass of bleach.

Angered by the fact that she was left with a family friend for the summer, the 12-year-old in question decided to take matters into her own hands when she offered the victim two nice cocktails of apple juice with bleach and tea with bleach. Interesting ingredients to put in a cocktail. I always pictured myself offering a nice glass of bleach neat, maybe even chilled if I didn’t want to be a total asshole.

The victim was taken aback by the oddly kind gesture from the girl, who had been a grade-A bitch to her in the past. That didn’t stop her from taking a few sips of the cocktail of death.

From Daily Mail

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The victim was initially dubious about the out-of-character gesture by the difficult adolescent and even left her cup of tea as it had an ‘unusual smell’. But after sipping from the juice carton her throat began to burn and she began vomiting at her flat in Drummond Street, Euston, London, on August 29 last year.

So, you’ve had to deal with a devil child who can’t stand being within 100 feet of you and wants you dead (sounds like a divided sorority house). She offers you breakfast, fully equipped with drinks–one of which has a weird smell. You’re still dumb enough to chug the bleach? I hate stupid people. Now excuse me, the intern has some apple juice to drink.

[via Daily Mail

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