15-Year-Old Student Submits 780,000 Porn Sites To Be Banned In Pakistan

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Fifteen-year-old student Ghazi Muhammad Abdullah compiled a list of 780,000 porn sites that he wants banned from the Internet and submitted it to the Pakistan Telecommunication Authority. The ironically named PTA, in an effort to remove all awesomeness from their third world Internet, has banned over 13,000 of the porn sites so far.

It’s not exactly clear how Abdullah compiled such a massive list, but one can only assume he simply started with the word “anal” and then added every word in the dictionary followed by “.com.” AnalJustice.com is one of my personal favorites and I’m sure it made Abdullah’s list.

I wish I could get a hold of that list… you know… for further research purposes. Anything not included in that list is probably not worth my time.

As a 15-year-old, proudly fighting to ban porn in your country is the easiest way to incur endless shame and ensure eternal virginity. I wish Abdullah the best of luck and hope that he doesn’t get stoned to death by all of his male classmates during recess.

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    gatorjoe95

    I think it will be another 300 years before the Enlightenment principles of liberty, equality, and fraternity that first arose in the West 300 years ago reaches the Middle East. What a shame it’s such a backwards place.

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    GotEm

    No wonder all Muslims are always pissed off all the time. If I was in a country where I can’t drink, women’s faces are covered up, can’t spend quality time examining female anatomy online, or have causal sex with women, I’d be a pissed off jihad too. Thank God James Madison gave us the right to whack it in this country.

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