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18 Hilarious Tinder Profiles That Actually Exist

Tinder can be a scary place.

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Dat ass.

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Aren’t we all?

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There are no words.

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I don’t think your lack of a partner is why your family thinks something’s wrong with you.

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He’s a true hero.

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Ladies love a man with an axe and a willingness to use it on another man’s foreskin.

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Each cat drops her down one peg on the hotness scale. She’s now a 4.

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I really hope step 1.5 is “wipe ass.”

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Let’s try this out…

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I guess we kinda make a cute couple. I’d right swipe.

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a writer and content manager for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin. He has been called the "Patron Saint of Butt Stuff" despite never having engaged in sexual activity of any nature until he turned 21, which he is still convinced is the minimum age at which you can legally have sex.

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