18 Hilarious Tinder Profiles That Actually Exist

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Nice Move

Tinder can be a scary place.

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Dat ass.

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Aren’t we all?

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There are no words.

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I don’t think your lack of a partner is why your family thinks something’s wrong with you.

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He’s a true hero.

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Ladies love a man with an axe and a willingness to use it on another man’s foreskin.

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Each cat drops her down one peg on the hotness scale. She’s now a 4.

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I really hope step 1.5 is “wipe ass.”

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Let’s try this out…

loloo

I guess we kinda make a cute couple. I’d right swipe.

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