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20 Reasons Game Of Thrones Is Like Greek Life

*MASSIVE SEASONS 1-3 SPOILERS*

 

1. Every house has the token fat kid.

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2. The legacies are almost always pieces of shit.

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3. People get naked a lot.

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4. Everybody is trying to have sex with sisters.

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5. It rarely works out with GDI girls.

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6. You’ll eat some awful things in pledgeship.

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7. You’ll forget a few people’s names.

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8. You’ll never get along with your neighbors.

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9. Somehow, the fat drunk guy always ends up in charge.

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10. You can always trust the frat hound.

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11. …but you should never trust the redhead.

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12. Nice guys always get fucked over.

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13. Power resides in the South.

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14. Shit will get set on fire.

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15. You can be the ugly dude in a top house and still get laid.

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16. No matter how much you think you run shit, the rich alumni are in control.

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17. The quiet guys make for the most psychotic Pledgemasters.

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18. Even the meathead house gets the babes sometimes.

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19. Sometimes pranks between houses get a little out of hand.

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20. Your houses may bicker, but the real enemy lies beyond the wall(s of the administration building).

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StuffFratPeopleLike (@StuffFratsLike) is a writer for Total Frat Move, and due to his crippling OCD and functional alcoholism he can only understand and write text when presented in a numbered list format. So you're all jerks for calling him out on it. He is a self described Huguenot, and commands a secret sexual fetish for angry internet comments.

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