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20 Ways Breaking Bad Is Like Greek Life

1. Most people will know you by your nickname.

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2. There will always be crazy women around.

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3. You have to keep an eye on new pledges.

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4. There’s always one guy that’s the Risk Manager’s worst nightmare.

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5. Some mornings you’ll wonder where your pants went.

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6. You spend a lot of your time drinking in funny costumes.

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7. The first couple weeks are tough.

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8. You WILL get in fights with your brothers…

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9. …but you’ll still have each other’s backs.

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10. High school was a lot easier.

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11. It’s good to know a shady lawyer.

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12. It’s never easy to deal with a rival house.

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13. Sometimes you’ll blow shit up just for fun.

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14. The administration is always out to get you.

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15. You’ll find creative ways to hide your valuables.

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16. Your family won’t know what you’re going through.

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17. Older Alumni will always have something to complain about.

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18. Your treasurer will feel like this at the beginning of every semester.

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19. Little things will seem more important than they are.

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20. It doesn’t last forever.

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StuffFratPeopleLike (@StuffFratsLike) is a writer for Total Frat Move, and due to his crippling OCD and functional alcoholism he can only understand and write text when presented in a numbered list format. So you're all jerks for calling him out on it. He is a self described Huguenot, and commands a secret sexual fetish for angry internet comments.

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