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17 Ugly Christmas Sweaters That Will Get You Laid This Holiday Season

Stop right there — you don’t have to do it. It’s nearly 2016 and there is no reason for you to re-use one of the random ugly Christmas sweaters that have been floating around your house for years. There are too many unknowns to safely put that thing on your person. It could be carrying a mutated strand of the AIDS virus or something.

Instead of giving yourself AIDS, check out the list we’ve built of frugly (frat ugly) Christmas sweaters that can be bought on Amazon, and shipped to the filthy, beer-stained fire hazard that you call home within two days. Our price estimates are based on ordering sweaters in size “Large,” as prices may vary by sweater size.

If you’re a student with a .edu email address, click this link [Amazon Prime Free Trial Membership] and apply for a FREE trial of Amazon Prime before proceeding. This step is important because Prime hooks up free 2-day shipping for your sweater so you’ll have it in time for this weekend.

Got your free Amazon Prime trial membership? Great, now let’s get ugly:

Hotline Bling – Drake Christmas Sweater – $19.95

MultiDrake

Snow’s Out – Ho’s Out Christmas Sweater – $29.99

Snow's Out

Chestnuts Roasting – Christmas Sweater – $34.99

Chestnuts Roasting

Beer – Christmas Sweater – $19.99

Beer

Grateful Bear – Christmas Sweater – $59.99

Grateful Bear

Stegosaurus Santa – Christmas Sweater – $29.99

Stegosaurus Santa

Death Star – Star Wars Christmas Sweater – $38.95

Death Star

Weed Santa – Christmas Sweater – $23.66

Weed Santa

Winter Is Coming – GOT Christmas Sweater – $22.99

GOT

Reindeer Bang – Christmas Sweater – $64.95

Reindeer Bang

Santa Klaus – Zoolander Christmas Sweater – $29.99

Santa Klaus

AR15 – Christmas Sweater – $34.98

AR Christmas

Deadlift Santa – Christmas Sweater – $29.99

Deadlift Santa

The Dude – Big Lebowski Christmas Sweater – $49.99

The Dude

PS4 – Christmas Sweater – $49.99

PS4

Guns N’ Roses – Christmas Sweater – $64.99

Guns N' Roses

Shitter’s Full – Christmas Vacation Sweater – $59.95

Shitter's Full

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Grandex Ugly Christmas Sweater Accessory Suggestions

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Man Outfitters Ugly Christmas Sweater Accessories:

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1. Filson Original Goat Skin Gloves

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2. Patagonia Synchilla Scarf

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3. Patagonia Beanie

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Rowdy Gentleman Ugly Christmas Sweater Accessories:

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1. Sherpa Fleece Vest

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2. USA Beanie Hat

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3. Southwest Beanie Hat

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