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2015 Wife Mock Draft

Ellie Davis

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School: San Diego State University
Hometown: La Jolla, CA
House: Middle-tier
Major: Economics
GPA: 3.6
Hair color: Natural brunette, but goes blonde on occasion
Height: 5′8
Weight: 130 lbs.
Cup Size: C (natural, handful)

Pros:
– All the physical tools you look for in a woman. Tremendous build, athletic.
– In the gym six days a week. Really committed to her body.
– Has been featured in three “Girls of SDSU” YouTube videos.
– She’s actually pretty funny. Owns an extensive selection of SNL “Best of…” DVDs that were handed down from her older sister, who is also a dime.
– Family genetics are favorable. Said dime sister is 32, has two kids, and still has a top-notch body.

Cons:
– Loves being busy. Not a fan of do-nothing Sundays.
– Has never seen Top Gun because she’s “weirded out by Tom Cruise.”
– Die-hard One Direction fan.
– Not a big drinker.

Projected: Mid first round

Outlook: In-house scouts seem to think she’s plateaued, but elsewhere, some experts have her as a top five pick. One thing remains clear: she is going to be a highly sought after target come May. Buy.

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