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22 Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

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To celebrate the release of 22 Jump Street on Digital and Blu-ray, here are 22 Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines. They’re not as good as Jenko’s “You have the right to… suck my dick, motherfucker!” but they’re pretty damn close.

abigail

Yeah, Abigail. Applaud the floppy-scrotumed man’s courtship.

unnamed-2

This guy gets it.

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I don’t think this guy understands the intense gravitational effect this would have on our solar system.

andrew

Not a lot of things make me want to throw poop at a wall, but the fact that I didn’t think of this line first sure does.

devin

That sounds like a great first date.

katrina

I highly doubt she was thinking that, but great save nonetheless.

Giacomo

What he’s trying to say is, he’s an artist.

nicole

They had a normal conversation going and she had to make it weird. How inconsiderate of her.

shanaya

What possible use could this guy have for his reclaimed urine?

erik

Hit ’em where it hurts. The bitches love it.

max

wut

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a writer and content manager for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin. He has been called the "Patron Saint of Butt Stuff" despite never having engaged in sexual activity of any nature until he turned 21, which he is still convinced is the minimum age at which you can legally have sex.

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