The art of negotiation is something that every guy should master. Whether you’re sober or drunk, it pays to be able to get what you want on your own terms. Some people need liquid courage in their veins in order to acquire their desires. Sometimes, they can’t negotiate and just take these things without permission.
Here are some of the most impressive things that you can acquire while you’re drunk. And remember, ABC: always be closing.
- Fraternity or sorority composite.
- Another house’s letters.
- Traffic cones and “WET FLOOR” signs.
- A golf course pin and flag.
- A Bellagio golf cart.
- The welcome sign to a school’s football stadium.
- A tombstone.
- A full medieval set of knight’s armor.
- Construction machinery.
- Bar art.
- Road signs.
- Your rival team’s mascot.
- Some guy’s girlfriend at the bar.
- An ambulance.
- Christmas decorations.
- A park bench.
- Dance moves.
- A threesome with two bad babes.
- Another fraternity’s entire test bank.
- A mid-bar blow job.
- The cart girl’s number.
- A Puerto Rican kid who you father until he becomes an MLB star..
LEGAL DISCLAIMER: Stealing is illegal.