Bringing you the 25 most popular news stories of the year.
25. University of Delaware Students Caught Having Sex Behind Dumpster During St. Patrick’s Day Celebration
24. Phi Kappa Psi At Ohio Hilariously Recreates Sorority Recruitment Video With Shot-For-Shot Parody
Sometimes it’s all about attention to detail.
You’re about to be introduced to a guy, a Sigma Chi from College of William and Mary, that loves him some vagina, as evidenced by this description from his chapter-wide email: “God’s greatest gift: the box.”
Get Professor Raney a medal, a beer, or something. He earned it.
I’ll never know her reasoning, but I do know I’m glad she made the decision she made, because this shit’s hilarious.
Like any reasonable dude who just caught his main bitch fucking around would do, he decided to document it and share the heartwarming moment with the world.
Move over, Cunt Punt.
I have no idea who the nude scholar is or why he chose this particular method of studying, but I applaud his boldness and inability to give a fuck.
17. UNC Kid Stands Up In Biology Class, Declares That He’s Dropping, Then Drops Pants And Does Striptease
The lecture disruption game is alive and well at the University of North Carolina.
Now, I’m sure this whole flick will eventually get leaked and I’ll find the appropriate channels to see it in its entirety, but here is the Kim Jong-un death scene
Y’all were living in nude paradise. Vacation’s over for about 200,000 of you, though.
14. Miami University Beta Throws “Beta Theta Bye” Party After Getting Kicked Off, Gives Nationals A Big F-U On Twitter
Hey, if you’re going to get kicked off for supposedly acting like assholes, you might as well actually act like assholes.
Wisky, aptly-nicknamed, is coming in HOT.
She 100% showed him her boobies.
When the world was introduced to Lauren Hanley.
10. Fox News Sends Hot Reporter To PCB To Investigate Spring Break, Results Are Exactly What You Would Imagine
Fox sought to spotlight the ridiculous nature of the activities that college students are getting into at these popular spring break destinations, seemingly in order to alarm the parents of these students, but also because they know this is some quality entertainment.
There are several levels of girl-crazy. I think this one falls in the category right between “Slash his tires and bust his windshield out” crazy and the kind of crazy that ends up on the 10 o’clock news for hatching homeboy to pieces.
8. According To Teammates, Greg Maddux Was Basically That Sick Bastard In Your Fraternity Who Plays Horrific Pranks
According to former teammates like Chipper Jones, Maddux is a “dirtbag” and “one of the grossest guys I’ve ever been around in my life.”
Somehow, the White Sox came to the conclusion that handing out white ponchos with pointed hoods before their game against the Los Angeles Angels was a solid idea.
Cheers to all those who go to a school that isn’t on this list.
His response is perhaps exactly how you’d imagine Dan Bilzerian’s lawyer would respond to a poor attempt at reaching into his client’s deep pockets–with just a tinge of asshole.
You’re about to meet Joshua, a Tinder casanova who sucks at text messaging.
3. English Teacher Receives “Fuck You” Letter From Student, Edits It To Highlight Asshole Senior’s Stupidity
In other words, the teacher pretty much said, “BOOM. You just got roasted, you high school chump.
What does he do? Get out and warn the kids there’s a latent hazard that could lead to them busting their asses and potentially breaking bones? No fucking way, man!
1. Guy Goes To Mexico To Kill Himself, Spends Week Doing Coke And Banging Hookers, Decides To Keep Living
Two thousand dollars spent on a trip to Mexico, a cab ride, a seedy hotel room, excessive amounts of cocaine, and hooker orgies legitimately saved a man’s life.