29 Things It’s Totally Cool To Still Make Fun Of

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  1. The poor.
  2. Asians that disappoint their parents.
  3. Anyone with a peanut or shellfish allergy.
  4. Trans…fats. Together. Not individually.
  5. Gingers.
  6. Hemophiliacs at a blood bank.
  7. Someone who “forgot to take their meds this morning.”
  8. Dumbass babies that can’t even walk or talk.
  9. Short but not too, too short people.
  10. Dyslexics during an eye exam.
  11. Deaf people at music festivals.
  12. Blind people at the Grand Canyon.
  13. The colorblind with a box of crayons or at an NFL color rush game.
  14. Anyone with irritable bowl syndrome waiting on an occupied bathroom stall.
  15. Other branches of the military, but only if you’re serving our country.
  16. People who prefer strawberry jelly to grape.
  17. Dads. Especially on network TV. “Ask your mother.”
  18. Couples deciding where to eat.
  19. Women in general. Always so difficult. Am I right, guys?
  20. Female sports as long as you put no effort into the joke. See above or to your left for an example.
  21. Amputees*
  22. The elderly who are “off their rocker.”
  23. The blacks…Jack and Rebecca Black.
  24. But for real, black people at magic shows.
  25. Anyone who dies in a third world country from an easily treated condition.
  26. Anyone in a wheelchair who refuses to use ramps or declines help.
  27. Jew..elery salesmen…that happen to be Jewish.
  28. Hard work. It’s called God given talent, you heathens.
  29. Anyone less gifted or privileged than you.

*Must shoot girlfriend beforehand.

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