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3 George Mason Students Arrested After Police Find Bomb Making Materials In Dorm

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Three students at George Mason University were arrested after campus police raided their dorm room at Jefferson Hall and found drug paraphernalia and materials they believed were being used to construct fire bombs. Officers responded to reports of flames shooting out of Room 105’s windows around 8:45 p.m. last Wednesday.

From Fox 5:

Court documents state when police confronted the residents in the room, they found a leafy green substance. When they returned with a search warrant, police discovered a tool box containing match books, shaved match heads, a mortar and pedestal, lighter fluid, hand sanitizer candles and a PVC pipe.

According to a statement by interim George Mason University Police Chief Thomas Longo, two were arrested on drug and alcohol-related charges while the other suspect was charged with possession of bomb-making materials.

Nothing more comforting than some dingus in your dorm fucking around with homemade molotov cocktails. Even more soothing is this goober didn’t seem like he was very knowledgable on his craft. Shoutout to homeboy for being the most conspicuous bomb maker alive and shooting flames out of his window for all of the world to see. Smooth move, slick. Shocked this douchenozzle didn’t burn down the entire hall, unintentionally. No word on whether the materials were intended for some type of terroristic attack on the school or just for this Napoleon Dynamite’s own personal use.

Also what’s the deal with the roommates? Are they in on this or did Wonky-eyed Pyro Pete play this off like he was a damn wizard shooting fireballs out of his hands while they were stoned out of their minds?

Whatever the case and intention of the explosives may be, props to GMU Campus P.D. for cracking down and detaining this nutjob.

[via Fox 5]

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Dan Regester

Dan Regester @Dan_Regester is a Senior Writer and Content Manager for Grandex, Inc. Delco trash. UCF alum. Famous FIJI on Wikipedia. Bit of a gambling problem. Advocate of shipping the homeless to Mars. Email tips to Dan@totalfratmove.com

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