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37 Drinking Games That Will Kill You

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WARNING: Do not attempt these drinking games. You will literally die. 

  1. Drink every time someone uploads a screenshot of their weather app onto Twitter.
  2. Drink every time a Buzzfeed list about cats shows up on your Facebook newsfeed.
  3. Drink every time a sorority gets the “BEST PLEDGE CLASS EVER!!!!!”
  4. Drink every time you miss college football season.
  5. Drink every time you see someone in a black North Face jacket.
  6. Drink every time a girl praises Jennifer Lawrence on social media.
  7. Drink every time a sorority girl says “Bye” without actually going anywhere.
  8. Drink every time you ignore a “Critical Update Needed” warning on your laptop.
  9. Drink every time you look at your iPhone.
  10. Drink every time someone is naked on the screen during Game of Thrones.
  11. Drink every time a girl complains about being single on Valentine’s Day.
  12. Drink every time Peyton Manning says “Omaha” at the Super Bowl.
  13. Drink every time you do something that would probably get you targeted by the NSA.
  14. Drink every time Jesse Pinkman says “bitch” in Breaking Bad.
  15. Drink every time you see a sad looking pledge on campus.
  16. Drink every time a girl complains about how uncomfortable her shoes are.
  17. Drink every time you see a fat person struggling at the gym.
  18. Drink every time you see a stolen object in your fraternity house.
  19. Drink every time your professor tries to push a liberal agenda.
  20. Drink every time you see a Facebook photo album named after a cheesy song lyric.
  21. Drink every time you see a girl in rain boots when it’s sunny out.
  22. Drink every time your professor says something that doesn’t interest you at all.
  23. Drink every time you see a pointless political debate on Facebook
  24. Drink every time a girl texts you an emoji.
  25. Drink every time Kanye West talks about how great he is.
  26. Drink every time a freshman looks lost on campus.
  27. Drink every time Rob Ford acts like a crazy human being.
  28. Drink every time you hear a fraternity guy talk about how drunk he got last night.
  29. Drink every time you see a girl in class on Pinterest.
  30. Drink every time you see a girl with a Starbucks cup on campus.
  31. Drink every time someone hands you a flier on campus.
  32. Drink every time that you wish Bieber didn’t exist.
  33. Drink every time you drive past a car with a monogram or sorority decal.
  34. Drink every time you’re not as good at golf as you wish you were.
  35. Drink every time somebody says “fuck” during Wolf of Wall Street.
  36. Drink every time you see a picture of food on your Instagram feed.
  37. Drink every time someone you haven’t spoken to in years says “Happy birthday” on your Facebook.

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StuffFratPeopleLike (@StuffFratsLike) is a writer for Total Frat Move, and due to his crippling OCD and functional alcoholism he can only understand and write text when presented in a numbered list format. So you're all jerks for calling him out on it. He is a self described Huguenot, and commands a secret sexual fetish for angry internet comments.

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