You Will 100% Die If You Attempt This 4-Story Jump Into A Pool Over Spring Break

That's not my way of saying, "You should totally do this!" either. It's my way of saying, "This + you = death." Fatality. A body bag containing a tank top-wearing corpse wearing $5 sunglasses shipped from Cabo, Cancún, PCB, etc. back to your grieving parents' house. Is that what you want? No, you idiot. DON'T DO THIS. For once in your life, think, "WWMRMD (What would my risk manager do?)," and then do not proceed to do the opposite.

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