The other kids can't even come close to bringing down this 8-year-old monster. They don't even have to be in his way. He'll take a detour to stiff-arm a terrified opponent before continuing onward to the endzone (or whatever they call it in rugby). Love the parents losing their minds, too. Just screaming like Ancient Romans at the gladiator arena, quenching their thirst for blood as they watch that fat little bastard slaughter everyone in his path.