FAIL FRIDAY: Getting Ripped
Ten real submissions, five photos, and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Can you please put this on the wall so Taylor Chatley knows that I love her? I choke myself and think about her every night. TFM.
–California
It was only a matter of time before we had a problem with stranglebating perverts stalking the TFM Sweethearts.
Went to Rent-A-Center to get the 60-inch flat screen I’ve always wanted. Guy let me take it for free because I said I was going to use it to watch The Masters. TFM.
–Alabama
You didn’t know Rent-A-Center had a special going where you say, “It’s for The Masters” and they let you take anything for free?
Slaying the slam doggy style the next morning with her face in a pool of my piss. TFTC.
–Michigan
You obviously know how to treat a lady.
My son will learn the Spanish alphabet, the Greek alphabet, and THEN the English alphabet. TFM.
–California
It’s the American way.
Last night I fucked up a kid on the basketball team. Just kidding, I handed him a beer like a bitch and told him I was his biggest fan. TFM.
–Iowa
Congratulations you’re a pussy and a jackass.
Almost running out of gas on the interstate. NF. Getting a girl’s number by passing a business card and a magnum out the window doin’ 80. TFM.
–Wisconsin
What the fuck is James Bond doing in Wisconsin?
“No, of course I don’t love anyone else.” When you’re in a secret homosexual relationship with your uncle. TFM.
–Kansas
Lying to your girlfriend while your uncle regularly makes you his slampiece. Nice move.
My dad has been cheating on my mom with his secretary for 22 years. TFM.
–Washington
This…is not something to be proud of.
Raging with 16 packs of 4 Loko and Monster and taking your shirt off to show girls how fucking shredded your abs are. TFM.
–Texas
I hope you get struck by lightning.
Intern you better fucking post this or I will shit in your mouth while you sleep. Taylor Chatley needs to know I love her and I will suck her toes clean every single night for the rest of her magnificent fucking life. TFM.
–California
Sending your IP address to the FBI.
“Hey bro, there aren’t any girls dancing in the cage. Let’s get in there and strut our stuff!”
You want to buy tickets to the gun show?
I really wish I’d seen this live.
Tanning and working on the swing. This is multitasking at its finest.
GET FUCKING RIPPED!
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Cool Column.
I love being an uncle.
^I love being your Nephew!!!!!!!;)
Stop, just STOP^
Been waiting all day for this.
You were not
“and then girls come over!”
“then I serenade them…” TcreeperM
TqueerM and come on call it a fraternity, be respectful on national tv. also nice fuseball table
I dunno if I would call two rock stars and Jennifer Lopez’s response as a “fail.” It would have been hilarious if he sucked. But c’mon, frat culture succeeding over geeds is not a fail. It could be a “business as usual move” but not a fail.
We all have weird guys in our chapter, but how many of those guys have that kind of skill?
Plus it’s California, you can only expect so much.
Think, just the way he described his “frat” is a fail. Someone obviously didn’t learn anything pledge term (Before you take that as against you, it’s against the dumb kid in the video).
And who introduces themselves as being a student in a fraternity? Someone is way too happy that they actually got a bid.
This. ” I’m a student at UC Berkeley, and I am in a FRATERNITY! at UC Berkeley. “
They’ll be my BEST friends for the rest of my LIFE!
That kid might of been gayer than a sack of dicks, but he had some chops.
^Fucking this
FUCK THAT KID
^this. how did that geed get a bid? Wait.. it’s California. They all look geedy as fuck.
Sat down for a shit at the perfect time.
^This
Makes 3 of us.
Is this the meeting place for guys taking a shit? It is!? Cool, looks like I’m in the right place then!
I remember when I took my first shit…
^ do you remember sucking on mommy’s tits?
^I remember sucking on YOUR mommy’s tits
^McCoy fucked my mommy’s tits.
Well at least you got to suck on your dad’s dick.
Bout fucking time. You must’ve been a god awful pledge.
TFM Pledge has been in timeout for his mediocre Fail Friday last week, and is likely headed back in the corner.
Pike had a good turnout this week
Pike always has a good turnout for fail friday
^this
3 confirmed, two probables.
pike is back in full force
It is safe to say that Pike brought their A game this week.
Three decades of touching boys created Pi Kappa Alpha.
You’re welcome Gentlemen.
shouldn’t you be thanking them?
Lace ‘em up
Yeah, sucks to be strong.
GREAT turn out. I don’t know how anybody on this site doesn’t get a huge kick out of a fail friday picture from their fraternity. As long as it’s not my chapter I could give a fuck. The rest of this stuff is hilarious.
The VCU picture is actually hilarious
Actually knowing who that Pike is at VCU makes this picture so much funnier.
PI Kappa Alpha Dog,
Just stop. Unless you are from one of the single letter chapters, you can go to hell as well. And even then, you might be from one of the godforsaken majority of shitty chapters. Excuse me while I tell a pledge to jump off a bridge.
This is why we don’t visit the other chapters.
^This right here is a username.
damn those pike guys for being jacked
Way to go Cal. Wouldn’t expect anything less.
The fact that guy is in a fraternity makes him more frat than most people on this website
I’m pretty sure he’s in a sorority
^while sad, this is true.
You should take a screenshot of this entire column and make it a picture on next week’s edition. This is one of the worst Fail Fridays I have ever seen. Everyone who was involved with this please take your laps, and then report to the hazement.
Not a pike by the way, this is just extremely unfunny.I feel like I’m watching Katt Williams.
Yup, this one fucking sucked
How the fuck is Katt Williams not funny?
I agree.
why don’t you just prance your lazy ass out of this thread
Yup? TFTC?
^Yup
Yeah these pictures are all over-exaggerated
Katt Williams isn’t funny because it’s too hard to even understand what that n.igger is saying. Freeto, where are you going spring break?
Yup. Fucking stupid.
This sums up bammer logic. You stupid fuck.
James Frank Hopkins, might be going home, might be going to Vegas, might stay around here, you going to be home?
Success, you should also report to the hazement. The Bear has a pile of cornflakes and a spot on the wall with your name on it.
Freeto, one of ND’s pledge brothers owns a condo on the top floor in panama city so a few of us are going there along with some girls from Kennesaw and Tennessee. You should check it out
Is this not ND? When is Mercer’s spring break?
Go get em’ KA.
well we had a good run, hadn’t been on fail friday for a while.
Because the guys who created the site are KA’s
they’re actually Pi kapps
Explains why they havent posted any of my shit
I like KA, but there just isn’t any chance of them being good in the last state anyone would accuse of having Southern tendencies. So by default they have to take some less than par pledges. And when their crappy chapters’ “fail” is impressing rockstars, that’s still pretty good.
How is the first picture a fail?
A blatant display of TDrunkTC, which is a TFM if I’ve ever seen one.
Pike just killing it every week. American Idol kid is definitely not your traditional KA but that jonah hill looking motherfucker can sing.
But pike is so ripped bro
Definitely chill.
Firstly, doesn’t it suck to be ripped? Secondly, holy shit he’s got pipes.
No self-respecting fraternity man lives in San Diego
I’ll be honest, I don’t think anyone knows what it means anymore. Scholars maintain that the translation was lost hundreds of years ago.
it means “A whales Vagina”
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Go fuck yourself San Diego.
I have to fire YOU Ed. Bing Bing Bong, you’re fired.
Pike had the majority of the pictures (if not all) and the chode in California made it twice (probably pike). Well done fellas
My 90 year old barber has bronchitis. I had to shave my own face like some kind of animal.
lol pike
Everyday I hate Pike more and more
“I have been known to serenade the ladies…” What a fucking chode choker. Dear barbara.
Just when I thought pike couldn’t get a worse fail Friday, this shows up haha.
Curls for the girls.
Tris for the guys
^swing and a miss
Pike hating is truly one of the great fraternal pastimes.
Oh, really? Tell us more.
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