The following email exchange is reported to be from the University of Southern California. Brett, the gullible fraternity guy seeks legal advice on Craigslist. via jockular.com
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Katherine TakiguchiFrom Indiana
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Bailey WallFrom Tennessee
Mattea RainforthFrom Iowa
Amber Lily BrennerFrom South Carolina
Haylee RascherFrom Iowa
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Whoever posted this. TFM.Nice Moves: 1026
Getting a welcome home hug from momma. TFM.Nice Moves: 612
For promotional purposes. TFM.Nice Moves: 353
Apparently it's finals week. TFTC.Nice Moves: 332
Blown-out knee Friday, wheelchair formal Saturday. TFM.Nice Moves: 328
Vineyard Vines jello shot pregame. TFM.Nice Moves: 240
Flying the colors at Mount Everest Base Camp. TFM. Nice Moves: 239
This guy. TFM.Nice Moves: 227
Convincing her to "cram" between finals. TFM.Nice Moves: 209
Having the best cooler for derby weekend. TFM.Nice Moves: 200
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Rock Chalk
That awkward moment when you lost to Mizzou
http://mutigers.cbscollegestore.com/store_contents.cfm?store_id=51&dept_id=-2&product_id=215913
That awkward moment when you make a T-Shirt for winning a home game that you were favored to win.
^Doesn’t Mizzou still have a return game in Lawrence?
That awkward moment when you lost to the cyclones.
That awkward moment when you reach to find a reason to talk shit on a team that has won the conference seven years in a row and is currently in the lead to have a share of it’s eighth, compared to the team that has never won even a share.
That awkward moment when you realize you go to mizzou and you will never get anywhere in life
Poised to win? isn’t there a 3 way tie…
^ Win a share, as of now.
That awkward moment when you lost to Davidson
That awkward moment when UK shits on everyone elses school.
That awkward moment when we’re all tied up, played the 3 and 4 seed twice already, and you still have to take a visit to Lawrence, KS. Good luck to you, boy.
That awkward moment when your basketball team is 9-7 in Division III
^ yeah, as much as I love our basketball team and think we have a legitimate shot at going to the final four, I’m well aware Lawrence will be almost impossible to get a win from. Shit happens.
^^* damn you fratmuscle
That awkward moment when you realize men care about football and not basketball. Then you realize your football team didn’t win a single conference game last season…Then you kill yourself.
^this
We treat basketball like dog fighting for humans, except a level below dog-fighting because they are all niqgers.
Brett sucks
Laughed the entire time I read this.
Because he’s as much of a dumbshit as your, or because your blowhole was getting tickled by Jerry Fratdusky’s nose hair?
you’re*
“Your improper use of the English language shows how much of a dumbass you’re.”
Try spelling it out next time champ. Laps.
bosshog, ok so first you complain about the usage of the term FRAT, when in fact you are on a website called total FRAT move. Now, you call someone a dumbshit, for no apparent reason and can’t differentiate between your and you’re. Dude, please leave.
I found this hysterical.
How did that Idiot not realize the Law firm had BenJarvis Green Ellis in the name?
Because BenJarvis Green-Ellis isn’t a pro surfer. california fucks
Seen’t it too. We’re smart.
^^^ caught that aswell. Thought it was pretty funny
We’re all so fucking cool.
Worth Reading?
no
Yes, if you enjoy falling asleep on the keyboard.
nqejrvbnrjkvlenbivnrvk…sorry…I dozed off and hit my head on the keyboard.
A fraternity that was founded in 1924… Worth pledging?
Your mom birthed in 1966… Worth fucking?
^This
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The level of intelligence in Southern California will never cease to amaze me
*sease
^this
Bakersfield isn’t souther california, it’s a central shit hole in the middle of knowhere
southern*
This is the greatest thing ever.
Jim trying to relive his college life since he was a GDI
This belongs on fail Friday, embarrassing on both accounts.
Well, it would make much more sense if the “lawyer” was actually just a guy messing with the “frat guy” and that it’s only embarrassing to the frat guy.
^It’s pretty clear the guy pretending to be a lawyer is messing with him…unless you’re Autistic. But even then it’s still pretty clear.
Clearly he is pretending. BenJarvis Green-Ellis’ nickname is the “Law Firm” due to the similarities in name length.
Hey Brett, you spelled cease wrong.
He spelled much more than just that word wrong.. Not sure what you are trying to say.
If that diagram was of a girl’s parts I would pee in #1
^just spit water all over my computer screen
The douche bag Brett got played by this joker. HAHAHAHAHA
Yeah, I don’t think we’re having the party anymore. I’ll let you know if we do though.
^This. Only respectable move Brett pulled
^^ “Theme parties don’t just get cancelled Brett” HAHAHAHAHA
Funniest thing I’ve ever read.
So you’ve never read the Diary of Anne Frank, huh interesting.
^I don’t respect Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly, I don’t find them funny either.
^ Haha well played
Punny joke. That “fired” me up.
If the “lawyer” didn’t have almost the same shitty spelling and grammar as Brett, it would have been funnier.
I’m coming to that party Brett. I’m coming. Best thing I’ve ever read.
This guy clearly doesn’t know baseball if he put Elvis Andrus on a “light” hitting scale – he hit over .270 last season. Lap time.
Light hitting as in power numbers you idiot.
This was thoroughly entertaining if i do say so.
Hahaha I’m dying. That’s hilarious.
http://www.spdalpha.org/rush.php
Might be an engineering fraternity?
SPD is at USC and has a LA 80′s country club themed party in the spring.