’82 Phi Delt Party Footage Shows Chicks Swallowing A Disgusting Number Of Salamanders

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The owners of the video, unfortunately, have disallowed embedding, so you have to watch it on FolkStreams.net, found HERE.

But make sure you watch it. It’s definitely worth it. Where else can you watch ’80s sorority girls tonguing and swallowing upwards of 40 live salamanders like bosses and chasing it with keg beer? And doing it with bomb ass ’80s hair like this:

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This girl, as you’ll learn from watching the video, has an unquenchable oral fixation that can’t be contained. You hang something near this chick’s mouth, and she’s gonna tongue it and swallow it. It’s just what she does. Born to tongue-n’-swallow. The action climaxes with her taking down, only after a gratuitous tonguing, five salamanders at once and following it up with the most prideful smirk you’ll ever see. I think she takes down like 50 of those slimy bastards. She nasty.

Her friend here in the red tries to keep up, and while coming off rather sleazy by today’s standards, she ends up looking like a Bible-toting virgin compared to the amphibious seductress.

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Although there is no definitive confirmation of where this video was filmed, a mention of “Penn Staters” leads me to believe this was at Penn State.

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Striped shirt girl: “The first time I came here I was like really shocked, because I came to the fraternity and was here five minutes and a brother came up to me and talked to me and was so nice and wasn’t disgusting like every other frat I went to. He was like the nicest guy I ever met in my whole life.”

Congrats on finding the one nerd in the chapter that no one liked and was trying to get in your pants and failed and was relentlessly made fun of for being a nerd and never getting laid.

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If you think Mustache Ride here didn’t take down the Salamander Queen up top that night, you’re a stupid idiot.

WATCH THE VIDEO and read the party description underneath it. Looks like it was a hell of a time.

[via FolkStreams.net]

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