FAIL FRIDAY: Watching “The Vow”
Ten real submissions, five photos, and a few videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
I pump and dumped this freshman piece during my last year at IU. Her name was Kate Upton. Whoops. TFM.
–Indiana
You lying, blaspheming son of a bitch. You aren’t even worthy of typing her name.
I went to the Apple store to get my computer fixed and one of the genius nerds noticed my smashed iPhone screen. He called me an idiot to my face. I dropped my pants, squatted and took a shit in the middle of the store while screaming, “Fix my computer you fucking geed!” TFM.
–Tennessee
Take it easy, champ. Maybe sit the next couple plays out.
Mom told me to clean my dishes so I told her to go fuck herself. She did. TFM.
–California
What a lovely family-bonding story.
What’s up fags? Being Canadian = not having to give a fuck about what’s “frat” or not. I laugh at everything you guys post. Losers. Frat on Sir. TFM.
–Arizona
I wouldn’t mind a weekly appearance from the angry Canadian Arizonian.
Wearing a promise ring to pickup girls. TFM.
–South Carolina
Total Jonas Brothers Move.
My slam yelling out “RAPE!!!” to get me to stop tickling her at the castle…and no one doing anything about it. TFM.
–Illinois
That makes them accessories after the fact.
Wearing $7000 worth of David Yurman. TSM. Wearing diamond studded earrings worth more than her whole collection. TFM.
–Virginia
Very surprised to see Virginia on the end of this one.
Steven Tyler’s man titties. TFM.
–Texas
There is some serious curvature going on with his fun bags.
Cop pulled me over for not wearing my seatbelt. I told him he would hear from my father for wrinkling my tie and peeled out over his foot. TFM.
–Arkansas
Next time take the extra two seconds to put your tie OVER the seatbelt. No need for the assault on a police officer charge.
Rachel McAdams should have gone back with Jeremy and left poor, cargo short wearing Channing Tatum in the dust. TFM.
–Virginia
Googled it. You saw “The Vow” you whipped little bitch.
So his arm was already in a cast, and now this?
I know lots of ladies are loving that left nip.
“It’s poop again!”-Old Man Clemens in “Billy Madison”
Consider him Miles Davis.
Socks. NF.
One man broke the mold and dared to dance…
Party Pat Callahan is Big Tom Callahan’s long lost son:
This week’s “chaser” video to wash away the bad:
In case you missed it, read my “Ask The Intern” column.
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fuck yeah
Success Friday: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9IYTOUiyA8&feature=related
Play my game y’all
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/227644
just about slit my wrists after that callahan video.
^^ Your game fucking sucked and so do you.. oh and Never forget “9/11/02?” You fucking geed it happened in 2001.
It’s a Terri Schiavo game, I didn’t actually make it you douche.
TFM Intern is a flaming _ _ _ _.
idol
Intern, I was promised nipple.
QUEER
There is nipple…it’s just dude nipple.
You’re lucky I was turned on, Intern.
Good to see some of my former athletes showing their brotherhood. Those guys were actually FreetoFRAT, DavidAllenBro, and OprahisaDyke.
Frat on boys.
homo
^
^ Your point is?
Intern, how long are you a fucking intern for?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-Q7b-vHY3Q
Intern’s on the ball with these youtube videos.
TFM Intern and Fratdusky. Both NF.
A pike calling people NF. NF
Haha.. maybe that is warranted at some Pike Chapters (Penn State especially), but being from a single letter chapter of one of the largest Fraternities in the country I can confidently say, Go fuck yourself and your bullshit Fraternity.
^ Haha watch out for this guy, he somehow got the notions in his head that a) Pike is better than every single fraternity in America and b) he has to prove his Internet strength to every single god damn person on this website
Wow phiphi!!!! One of the largest fraternities in the nation?!?! You mean like TKE?
When will pikes realize that giving out the most bids to guidos does not constitute being great?
Pike. NFuckingF
Lets face it, both Fratdusky and the Intern suck. From the Intern’ s TGeedM and Fratdusky’s comments about raping children 90% of the time, they suck through and through. Liberals. Never once did I saw Pike was the best Fraternity in the country, which would be something never quantitatively measurable unless we all agreed on one judging system. Clearly this will never happen because all of us (most) are not communist fucks. I did however claim to it being one of the largest so yes, Fratdusky, like TKE. Google largest Fraternities and tell me what it says. Top 10 on every site will include Pike and TKE (and unfortunately Sigma Chi). Being one of the oldest Fraternities (Which all 3 of these are) has led us to be some of the largest in the nation. I’ve visited a few other Pike chapters and I will agree that guidos run rampant in PA Pike chapters, but down here in Virginia as well as Alabama and Florida have zero guido-types. I don’t know what school you go to, or what Fraternity you are in.. But it doesn’t matter. Pike is one of the oldest and one of the largest. Those are facts you can’t dispute. ppka
Florida has the most NF pike chapters out of the country. Go to USF, FAU, FIU, UM, UCF, and even FSU and UF are pretty bottom tier. Who ranks these fraternities anyways? You’re probably one of those guys that wears sleeveless shirts and juices up thinking he gets all the girls aren’t you.
E-fighting. TFM.
Pikes. FaF.
Not being able to take a joke. TFTC.
^^^ Say*. Lace ‘em. Also, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hfYJsQAhl0.
Top 10 Largest Fraternities
(Excluding Cultural & Honors Fraternities)
1. Tau Kappa Epsilon
2. Sigma Phi Epsilon
3. Kappa Sigma
4. Sigma Alpha Epsilon
5. Sigma Chi
6. Pi Kappa Alpha
7. Lambda Chi Alpha
8. Sigma Nu
9. Phi Kappa Psi
10. Phi Delta Theta
meh
agreed. none of the pics even have frat association minus the last one and the interns responses are sub par this time.
top one is clearly phi delt
That last picture’s seriously messed up, I mean, red bedsheets? Must be one of them queerosexuals.
FUCK YOU! WHERE THE HELL IS OUR STORY?
Intern keeps “moderating” the damn thing. Goddammit. I’ll find a way to post the cool story tonight when I get drunk.
I’m also outraged that I have yet to hear the end of that saga..
SECGreek Fuck You!!! I’ve been following TFM for about a year now and nothing has prompted me to make an account. But your complete lack of a decent story has made me so angry. I made an account solely to express my hatred for that pathetic attempt at a relevant story. You, YOU hyped your damn story and all 100 of us thought it might be promising. Low and behold you pull the reverse bukkake and literally jizzed on the entire audience. I am livid. That last story had a lack of relevance to stickers, UGA, and TFM. I hate you. If you do not come back with a better story I will literally spend the rest of my life giving you the worst hurty handjob you could ever experience. At this point, I’m irate. May the next thing you post please ease my resentment. I hate you. You are a horrible person.
^this, ^these and ^those. Don’t mess up SECGreek, this guy will getcha!
It’s mother fucking story time. You’re worse than the intern at this point. Also, ^^this guy
^^^This guy. SECGreek is just under Obama in my book.
^Wouldn’t surprise me if he was under Obama.
^^^^^FUCKING THIS
GODDAMN INTERN WON’T LET ME PUBLISH MY ASIAN FUN BAGS STORY.
^ GODDAMMIT BOY!!! I’VE BEEN WAITING ON THIS STORY FOR TOO FUCKING LONG. YOU ARE MORE WORTHLESS THAN A PENGUIN IN WEST TEXAS! JUST QUIT BEING A LAZY FUCK AND WRITE OUR FUCKING STORY!
IT’S POSTED, IT SAYS “AWAITING MODERATION”. WHAT IS THIS? I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA.
A webpage is only as good as its users. Less moderation = more freedom.
^In their defense, we’re all monsters.
I mean, this story would make my mother cry. So yeah we are.
Yeah…we really are monsters.
He called the shit ‘poop’!
Even Bob Saget says “shit”. http://youtu.be/w6C9RBMCJOY
Socks. NF
Oh bro, no way, you must have just read that column too.
^^Repeating shit that we all read. NF
Fucking GDI
^this guy
^That guy, up there
^Not funny
^^still not funny
Mind was just blown.
But they are ralph lauren socks…
^ We call it Polo here in the south.
We call it Polo in the north as well.
Polo is a brand under Ralph Lauren.
Commenting on whats cool and isnt on an internet blog is totally FRAT bro!!
^please, try harder.
lulz
Kill yourself.
someone literally took a shit on that guy. jesus christ.
Probably deserved it. I salute whoever defecated on that drunk bastard. Frat on, sir.
Is it just me or has the intern become a raging fecalphiliac of late?
Intern has a poop fetish? TFTC?
Delayed gratification. NF
Skipping the fail videos and going straight to the chaser. TFM
Josh McSpanky? Sounds about right for California….
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001246875269
Josh McSpanky McSpadden. TFTC
Shit just got real.
Two Billy Madison references in the pictures. Not bad
how did that turd get into that position
Intern, this will suffice.
agreed
Did someone shit and piss and a dude passed out on the street?
Well done!
on a dude*
The whole house not responding to her yelling rape. TsigepM
What kind of creepy ass dead end hallway is that in pic 4
Creepy ass dead end hallways…NF
Saw that too… same reaction.
Yeah I was wondering that too. Hallway Rape Corner – TPikeM
^Calling out a Fraternity not mentioned in Fail Friday. NF. Someone didn’t get a bid. PPKA
Since when did Pike become a fraternity?
3/1/68
I take it it’s 1968 given pikes national standard and reputation.
^Weak.
That dancing slampiece needs to learn her place in the kitchen and make me a Sandwich.
clever comment. I applaud thee.
A slamwich, if you will.
Promise rings. NF
Phi Delts at U of M staying classy with that nip slip
I hear they always stay classy
Ya, because UMich AGD keeps it super classy.