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87-Year-Old Joe Jackson Allegedly Popped Boner Pills, Partied With Big Breasted Women, And Had A Stroke

87-Year-Old Joe Jackson Allegedly Popped Boner Pills, Partied With Big Breasted, And Got A Stroke

Let’s get the grim stuff out of the way first. Joe Jackson, the father of the Jackson 5, suffered a stroke and three heart attacks while in Brazil celebrating his birthday. That sucks, but he powered through and is still alive. The story of how Joe made it to that state is quite the story, however.

In honor of his birthday, Joe wanted to have a banger of a birthday bash that was estimated to cost around $200,000. Throwing $200k at your own birthday party means that you’re there to party hard, no matter how old you are. Unfortunately for Jackson, he never made it to the party because he was going hard the days before with a bunch of younger, big tittied Brazilian beauties.

According to the Daily Mail, things took a wrong turn when he started popping Viagra and drinking heavily.

As they visited a number of bars and restaurants, he is said to have mixed the local cocktail of caipirinha – made with Brazilian sugarcane rum – with other drinks.

But the ‘bigger problem’ was that he also had taken ‘three little blue pills’ for erectile dysfunction.

‘It was too much for him and he suffered a stroke,’ continued O Diario de Sao Paulo, adding that his entourage was left ‘shocked’ by the incident.


How great is that? This dude is pushing 90 and still doesn’t give a fuck. It’s his goddamn birthday. If he wants to get obliterated, hang out with multiple girls wielding bazookas, and pop some boner pills to ensure that he pleasures said females, then he is going to do as he damn well pleases. You can’t knock the man for doing all this. He probably realizes he only has a few years left before the only action he’s getting is a sponge bath in a retirement home.

Not only did he miss his b-day party because of being in the hospital, he also requested that his party must go on. I’m sure the guests popped some pills and drank to excess in his honor. I imagine that’s what he would have wanted.

[via Daily Mail]

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Harrison Lee

The Boulevard is a Content Manager for Grandex, Inc. He hates soccer and terrorists. He will forget more about sports than you will ever know in your lifetime.

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