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90-Year-Old Man Has Best Response For Police That Catch Him Soliciting Prostitution

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I don’t know about you, but there is something about a prostitute’s approach to labor that I’ve always admired. They’re out here in the mix with the rest of us, performing their services (usually) indiscriminate of race or religion. I respect that, but I do so from afar. Others like to get up close and personal — namely Nicholas Salerno, an elderly man from Massachusetts.

After soliciting the services of a hooker to the tune of $100 and recovering for what I assume was several hours, Salerno noticed that a necklace was missing from his home.

From Law Newz:

Nicholas Salerno, 90, paid Karen Proia, 48, $100 to perform a sex act. Approximately one day later, Salerno reportedly called the cops after noticing a necklace was missing from his home.

God damn it, Karen. If you can’t trust a hooker anymore, who can you trust? Salerno, thirsty for justice, called the police to report the crime. When asked if he was aware that he would be charged with soliciting a prostitute, Salerno replied, “I don’t give a fuck, I’m 90 years old.”

You’re the fucking man, Nick.

[via Law Newz]

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shitto is a fifth year sixth year lifetime underachiever. He spends his time posting drivel online, waiting to be consumed by overwhelming apathy. The only thing of value he has ever given the world is a collection of old tweets. He's been called "a jealous hater" and "an idiot."

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