A Fraternity Guy’s Stereotypical Venmo Feed

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Venmo is when paying your friends meets social media. If you’re not familiar with the app, it links to a user’s Facebook page and allows them to charge friends for outstanding debts, which then appear on a timeline. It’s a moocher’s worst nightmare. Every lamp you break or wall you punch is a public affair, and every standard payment, like rent or utilities, is charged as the most absurd sexual thing your friends can think of. Sometimes it’s hard to tell a real charge from a gag charge.

All the kids are using it these days, but the Venmo of a fraternity man is more debauched than most. Yours probably looks something like this.

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