A Masturbating-Peeping-Tom-Tranny Is Terrorizing The University Of Texas Campus

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Me to our interns about half an hour ago: “Will you guys help me search for news stories? It’s been kind of a slow day on the current events front. Get on it. K Thanks.”

Intern John: “Have you heard about the tranny that’s walking around UT campus terrorizing students?”

Me: “How could I, John? I don’t go to school there.”

Intern John: “He’s going around masturbating all over campus, and of course, he’s dressed as a woman. Not sure if he has a dick or vagina, though.”

Me: “Interesting. Prolly still has a penis. Doesn’t sound like the type of move a post-op would pull. They’re a little classier. You know what I mean?”

Intern John: “Yeah.”

Intern Nicole: “Yeah, word’s been spreading around campus. Everyone is freaked out a little bit. He’s also been peeping in people’s windows, scaring people and whatnot. Like a peeping tom.”

Me: “Is that right? Pretty fucked up.”

Intern Emily: “I know someone that came home from class one day and found him sleeping in their backyard.”

Me: “Well shit, guys. Is there anything else you’d like to share about this pervert?”

Interns: (in unison) “No.”

Me: “How long have you guys known about this?”

Intern John: “A couple weeks now.”

…or two weeks ago when the story was breaking. Good for nothing interns.

Here’s a screenshot of the conversation Intern John had with a buddy who encountered the tranny:

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And here’s a photo of the tranny:

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Lastly, here’s a note that a west campus apartment complex posted to warn its residents of the masturbating-peeping-tom-backyard-crashing-transvestite:

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Head on a swivel, UT students.

[via our worthless interns]

Image via The Liberty Beat

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