A Mystery Girl Is Going Around To Ball State Fraternity Houses And Flashing Her Titties On The Front Lawn

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I received the following tip Friday morning. I had a 10:20 tee time that day, so I wasn’t able to get to it until now. Anyway, it seems we have a classic case of fraternity house mystery titties on our hands.

Subject: Mystery Titties at Ball State

Dorn,

So late last night the attached picture was taped to the front door of our house. No one knows who this blonde, decent tittied woman is. We also have word that a couple other houses at Ball State University received a similar picture as well. This shit’s story worthy.

– Will

boated

First of all, Will, I’ll decide whether something is story worthy or not. If you’ve got a tip for me, full of titties or not, you send it and I’ll be the one deciding if it’s worthy of a story or not, you audacious college fuck.

Now that we’ve got that out of the way, I agree with you, Will. Anytime a college coed goes around taping topless photos of herself to the front doors of fraternity houses, that’s a story I want to run with. Mystery titties = news. It’s a simple equation.

If there’s one way to cause a stir on your college campus, it’s by throwing on yoga pants and a backwards cap, wearing what looks like a surgical mask to conceal your identity, bringing a friend along to work the camera, and then going from fraternity house to fraternity house flashing your mystery titties and snapping photos of them.

Then you print that shit out, tape it to the front doors, and wait for the inevitable campus tittie frenzy.

Well played, Mystery Tits.

Image via BSUDelts.org

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