Afroman Absolutely Decked A Female Who Jumped On Stage During His Fat Tuesday Performance

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Afroman Absolutely Decked A Female Who Jumped On Stage During His Fat Tuesday Performance

Afroman had himself a day on Fat Tuesday — an arrested and charged with a simple assault kind of day. The following video shows the 2002 Grammy-nominated artist (because he got high, and definitely still does) absolutely decking a female who got on stage and started grinding on him while he was playing one of the most mediocre guitar solos ever to come through an amplifier.

I didn’t even know Afroman fucking played guitar. This was absolutely vicious. He clean clocked the girl who he CLEARLY saw hop on the stage at the beginning of the video. He 100 percent knew it was a girl, and he turned around and mercilessly rocked her in the jaw and knocked her out cold anyway.

How about him going right along playing that shitty solo like everything was okay and he didn’t just momentarily ruin this girl’s brain?! Total scumbag move to the -nth degree. Like, YOU JUST KNOCKED OUT A GIRL, AFROMAN. Fuck this guy.

Makes sense, though, seeing as this is the same “artist” who travels the country playing shows that often get shut down (speaking from experience) for, like, $700 and an ounce of weed.

I totally think Afroman should be locked up in prison right now, but that’s not the case, because the incident happened in Biloxi, Miss., where the police force is evidently incompetent enough to release him on a mere $330 bond, because, you know, he’s a “celebrity.” Makes me sick.

Afroman’s “rep” had this to say about the incident:

“This was a completely involuntary reflex reaction to people infringing on his stage space,” his rep said in a prepared statement to Billboard. “It was uncharacteristic behavior that was initiated by outside uncontrolled forces.”

Fuck him, too.

[via WLOX13]

Ashley Schaeffer is a senior contributing writer for Total Frat Move. If you thought he was a woman, he'll take that as a compliment, because he loves women. Wooh. He's proud to hold two degrees from Penn State, and certainly contributed to the university's reputable rankings in the party school category during his time there. He's even more proud to anchor the TFM News team. Feel free to hit up his pager or drop an email (SchaefferTFM@gmail.com) with any warranted leads, or just to shoot the breeze about Philly sports. In the meantime, drop by his dealership for great deals on gently used BMW's.

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