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After North Korea Tests Nuclear Weapons, US Flexes Bulbous Nards With Bomber Flyover

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Like the poor kid on the elementary school playground who gets the shitty knockoff version of the toy everyone else has had for months, North Korea boasted footage of its successful nuclear weapons test last Friday. In response, the US tea-bagged Kim Jong Un with a pair of B-1 Bombers, flying the powerful, nuclear-capable death machines right by the Hermit Kingdom’s border.

The flyover of US bombers, joined by a handful of South Korean fighter jets, served as a friendly reminder that if the Supreme Leader tries anything stupid, he can consider himself vaporized.

It’s important for us to put Kimmy in his place. The test last Friday proved that Best Korea can successfully mount a nuclear weapon to a ballistic missile, meaning he could hit a target in any part of Asia, or even knick the US west coast (that is, if our secret satellite lasers don’t zap the missiles mid-flight). North Korea is currently the only nation threatening others with a nuclear attack.

Li’l Kim told his shithole of a country that he was unfazed by the American show of force. In fact, he said, “They are bluffing that B-1Bs are enough for fighting an all-out nuclear war.” Really, bitch? You think we’re bluffing?

Go ahead. Try something.

h/t CNN

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Alex Buscemi

AKA Boosh. Former high school back-up wide receiver. Author of two pretty successful Reddit comments. Recent grad from the University of South Carolina.

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