AJ McCarron’s Girlfriend Steals The Show At The Natty

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Last night’s BCS National Championship game was a bloodbath. Notre Dame got tuned up something nasty, and the Alabama Crimson Tide rolled on to their 15th* national title, depending on who you ask. It was ugly — but if not for a certain significant other in the stands that the ESPN camera crew fell in love with, and Brent Musburger straight horned out over like the horny old man none of us knew he was — the conversation on this Tuesday would have been the typical “it’s gonna be a long offseason” nonsense.

Meet Katherine Webb, AJ McCarron’s girlfriend. She’s the tall, brunette glass of water pictured above who’s built like a champion thoroughbred, and also goes by the name “Ms. Alabama.”

Take it away, Brent:


Don’t even go there, pervs.


She may be a little slow, though, judging by her response time and empty-souled, glazed-over stare here:

Then there’s this kid. Who is he, McCarron’s little brother? Cousin? Nephew? Pervy next door neighbor? I don’t know who the hell he is, but I dig his style. After getting substantial airtime on such an enormous stage while slack-jaw-eye-banging Ms. Alabama’s McCarron jersey right off of her back, you know he’s just strutting through the doorway of his sixth grade classroom today like he’s dragging his hog on the ground behind him. Kid’s gonna be a star.

When you add up Webb’s looks and ensuing ESPN slob job, Musburger wetting himself over her, the sixth grade Don Juan, Barrett Jones shoving his bunkmate, and the Nicktator coming unglued on the sideline while up huge in the final minutes of the natty, the sidebars were more entertaining than the actual football game.

Hell, I had a lot of fun watching it.

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    J Parks

    She’s pretty.

    Didn’t Jenn Sterger get her start from Musburger pulling this same verbal air lasso routine?

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    Dorn, I suggest you Google this airhead. She was literally working at Chick-fil-A before she latched onto A.J. She also attended community college before Auburn. But damn, what a nice set of huge… veneer teeth she has. Chick is a bottom feeding skank that is dating some college kid for fame and $$. His Dad must be a shitty parent for not teaching A.J. to pump and dump gold digging retards like her.

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      So he’s an idiot for dating her? Girls like her don’t become slams. He had to GF her up to keep getting it in. You can seriously be hating on him for dating her because shes not exactly…vandy law, dick head.

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      “Girls like her don’t become slams. He had to GF her up to keep getting it in.” NF.

      She’s low hanging fruit. Smash and dash before you knock the retard up.

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    I wouldn’t marry her. She seems like a slut. I would probably slip her some roofies and then take her home and rape her a few times. She probably would try to rat me out so I’d have to kill her. After that I would have to find a good place to hide the body, so I’d probably go to Louisiana and dump her in a swamp. Hopefully the alligators would find her before the cops do. Then I’d just do it again, except with A.J’s mom. Well boys, looks like I’ve got my weekend planned out for me. #Lotsandlotsofbuttpee #Kony2013

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