AJ McCarron’s Mom Is The Tits, And You Should Follow Her On Twitter

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Alabama quarterback AJ McCarron truly has it all. Two national championship rings, a brilliant legacy at one of the greatest football programs of all time, a hot, burger loving girlfriend, SUPER COOL tattoos that will last a lifetime, and a mother, Dee Dee Bonner, whose name is quite befitting of her boobs.

Presumably all the readers of this site are familiar with the song “Stacy’s Mom”. I can only assume that since 2003, any locker room AJ has been in has seen his teammates belting the ever-so-fitting, modified lyrics, “AJ’s mom has got it going on”. And hey, as you can see in the picture above, she really does have it going on in the right places.

Rockin’ boobs aside, her Twitter proves that she may possibly be the coolest mom ever. If you’re not already following Dee Dee Bonner, you should be.

For one, she protects her baby AJ, like any proud momma should, with biting comebacks against the haters.

Personally I would’ve LOVED for her to post that number. I imagine she has a little black book with an engraved A on the cover, filled with all the bastards that have called and harassed her.

This past Halloween, Dee Dee dressed as one of my favorite animals (a leopard) and blessed the world with a truly MILF-tastic picture. What I love most about this is the caption, “So a pirate and a leopard walk into a bar.” I would enjoy nothing more than join to this woman for a round of shots.

She has also blessed us with her Disney tribute tree (Minnie is a personal favorite of mine). This is what AJ McCarron saw Christmas morning, you guys.

And for all those wondering, Dee Dee supplies plenty of pictures of the future Mrs. McCarron as well.

Momma D, I can only hope to be as cool as you are at that age.

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