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Amanda Bynes Is Back On Twitter And Putting On An Absolute Clinic

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Just sitting back and feeling really thankful for Al Gore right now. I’m positive that days like today are what he had in mind when he invented the internet. He may publicly claim is was intended for the government to exchange documents electronically or whatever it was, but that’s a lie. It was so Amanda Bynes could tell the world that her father wanted to have sex with her (this tweet now deleted) and used to abuse her, then take it back a couple hours later and blame the microchip in her brain for making her say it.


Help dis nigga out doe and hop right off dat dick.


Sandwiched in between asking America to hop off her dick and coming clean about the physical abuse she endured from her father, she talks about love, and it’s inspiring as fuck.


Amanda found love, which is great, and whomever it is who loves her, loves her for who she is, but she still wants to reconstruct her face.


Amanda, you’re so fine the way you are. Believe that, bby.

Amanda is not insane, guys. I’m saying this because I love her, because she’s pure entertainment, and because she may sue my dick off if I call her crazy.


For you youngsters who are confused by my first paragraph, Al Gore really did claim that he created the internet.

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Dillon Cheverere

Dillon Cheverere (@DCheverere) is the Vice President of Media for Grandex, Inc. He's a native Texan with a full head of hair and knows his way around a nice box of red wine. Dorn graduated (BBA) with a GPA sitting in the meaty part of the bell curve, not lagging behind, but not trying to show off, either. Golf is his game now. He's long off the tee but can't putt for shit. Email: dillon@grandex.co

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