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Amanda Bynes On Her Arresting Officer: “He Slapped My Vagina”

Man, I can’t help but love this chick. 100% entertainment, 100% of the time. A recent schtick of hers, and maybe my favorite from her repertoire, was basically calling all of her “haters” ugly on Twitter. You say she needs help? You’re ugly. You say she’s acting crazy. Boom. Ugly. You don’t like her new bleach blonde wig look? It’s because you’re stupid and ugly. It’s been fun to watch.

Now, after her recent arrest, she’s back behind a keyboard letting everyone know the real story about what went down. Here’s Amanda Bynes’ account of her arrest from earlier this week, via Twitter:

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One minute you’re just chilling in your New York City apartment, totally sober and minding your own business, opening up your window for some fresh air, then the next thing you know a police officer comes in and just slaps the hell out of your vagina.

It’s a scenario we’ve all seen play out many times before. I believe her. If you think she’s lying, you’re ugly.

[via Twitter]

Image via ABC News

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Dillon Cheverere

Dillon Cheverere (@DCheverere) is the Vice President of Media for Grandex, Inc. He's a native Texan with a full head of hair and knows his way around a nice box of red wine. Dorn graduated (BBA) with a GPA sitting in the meaty part of the bell curve, not lagging behind, but not trying to show off, either. Golf is his game now. He's long off the tee but can't putt for shit. Email: dillon@grandex.co

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