American Stud TJ Oshie’s Girlfriend Is Better Looking Than Your Girlfriend

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I was careful not to use “hero” in the title in lieu of “stud,” because according to Oshie himself, the only American heroes are the ones wearing camo. Call him what you want, as long as you call him a winner. TJ Oshie quickly ascended to the top of the sporting world over the weekend with his heroic four shootout goals in six attempts to take Team USA over the top of Russia 3-2 in an overtime thriller.

Oshie is a fine American. He also has a fine girlfriend, much finer than yours.

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    • 143
      The_PA_Guy

      The man singlehandedly beat the Russian scourge at their national sport. I would nod my head and hand them both drinks as I shake his hand and tell him he makes me proud to be an America. TFM

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          The_PA_Guy

          Imma be real with you, Ronald Reagan put the pressure on but the USSR killed itself from the inside. Ronald brought us out the chaos of the 1970′s and managed to maintain our economic superiority despite the massive amount of money spent in the Soviet-Afghan proxy war that lasted his entire presidency and completely decimated the Soviet economy and money reserves.

          I love Reagan as much as the next guy but lets call a spade a spade. The Soviets fucked themselves, Reagan just kept America from doing the same (at least until the 2000′s)

          ^ ThisTake a lapReply • 7 months ago
          • -13
            Tucker

            Maybe if you read a book one night instead of handing some bitch a drink, you would know that Charlie Wilson is the one who truly crushed the USSR.

            ^ ThisTake a lapReply • 7 months ago
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            The_PA_Guy

            I’ve actually read a few books on Charlie Wilson and the Cold War and once again he put the pressure on but the USSR still destroyed itself from the inside through massive economic deficits, social unrest and revolt; and the reformations created by mikhail Gorbachev that tore down the Berlin Wall and opened the door for USSR satellite nations such as Yugoslavia and Czechoslovakia to demand the same reforms and release. Charlie Wilson was merely a proponent of the soviet afghan war which, while helping to take a massive chunk out of the soviet monetary reserves and effectively bankrupt the soviet government, ended up destabilizing the Middle East and creating the Taliban, the group we helped fund to fight back against the soviet invasion, lead by a former Most wanted man on the planet.

            So if you want to make the claim that he singlehandedly destroyed the USSR, than you must also say that he singlehandedly caused 9/11 because that was the long term result of our proxy wars in the Middle East.

            ^ ThisTake a lapReply • 6 months ago
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            Tucker

            Good god, I need not even argue if your going to say he caused 9/11. Just for the record though, no man did more to hurt the USSR than Charlie Wilson. Never said he did it singlehandedly, but if not for his efforts we would likely still be in the Cold War Era. So if you think fighting Russians isn’t as bad as some stupid mountain people then I guess the school systems have failed you. You obviously don’t know why the Russians went to Afghanistan cause had they succeeded, they would have become the biggest superpower in the world. Economically and Militarily.

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            The_PA_Guy

            You actually did say he did it singlehandedly (“Maybe if you read a book one night instead of handing some bitch a drink, you would know that Charlie Wilson is the one who truly crushed the USSR” <—your comment) . Also, none of your points actually proved anything I said wrong cause I never said that we shouldnt have been involved in the Soviet-Afghan war. All I said was that the ramifications of our involvement and subsequent abandonment of Afghanistan in the wake of the war essentially created Osama's hatred for the US and helped to create the radical Islamic terrorism aimed at the west that we now view as the biggest threat to freedom in the world.

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      DarkoM

      You’re a good looking hockey playing millionaire and you cuff the dumb, Crest white strip abusing airhead you met at dirt ass University of North Dakota? Better than Cutler marrying MTV coke trash, but not by much.

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          DarkoM

          I’m making fun of her for a variety of reasons: attention whoring on social media in her late 20′s, retarded school choice, white strip abuse, not that hot in no filter photos. Dumb jock cuffing a dumb airheads. Cutler would be proud. Dream big.

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            NautiButNice

            I mean I don’t know if she’s “attention whoring on social media” or not, but I think she’s a pretty girl. I’d say her only fault is a little too much spray tan – I think they’re a cute couple.

            You, on the other hand, need a lesson in grammar (“cuffing a dumb airheads”) and probably a thesaurus. 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    Teddy Fucking Roosevelt

    Haha! This fine young man’s (who recognizes the contributions of our brave warriors) performance and this exquisite young lady serve to prove that no matter what you have, it is always better if it comes from America.

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