Leaving bacon on the kitchen floor. TFM.
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“Zero Fucks Given.” No? …okay
Thank The Lord.
“Leaving bacon on the floor” is the TFM that you got out of this? You have got to be kidding me.
If by “joke” you mean this guy’s poor attempt at humor, okay… However, I’ll pass on reading more of these “jokes”.
Congratulations on understanding the joke. Idiot.
What happened to the bacon?
I can’t tell, is this between two male roommates? If so, the first text just sounds like he’s a pussy. But a woman being named Sandy, TSTC.
How else would you sleep after a night out?
Sandy is your boyfriend, right?
Who would waste good bacon by leaving it on the floor?
Sandy is a dyke