A University of Florida student sent us the below screenshot of a Jameis Winston snap–it’s actually a picture of a screenshot on someone’s phone (snap inception?)–that clearly shows FSU’s Heisman winning quarterback, mouth agape, tongue out, groping his chest and asking for boobies. Whose boobies does he want to see? The boobies of “a Tally sloot,” according to our source. “Tally sloot” loosely translates to a promiscuous FSU student, for the layperson.
Our source sent us the picture via Facebook.
It looks real, but is it?
I’m not a photoshop expert, but it certainly looks legit, and let’s not pretend Winston isn’t capable of publicly embarrassing himself. Plus, Jameis spelled “me” wrong, and the level of forethought to spell that word exactly how Jameis probably thinks it’s spelled seems slightly beyond that of a typical photoshop master.
Here it is:
She 100% showed him her boobies..
This guy is just straight up unintelligent
Boobies is without a doubt the longest word in his vocabulary.
TFM recently
Cute animal videos
Old news stories
Shitty vines
1,000 articles making fun of Jameis Winston
And too many fucking sailboats
Yeah, you’re right. We should have passed on this story even though it’s getting picked up by other sites and going viral.
I pee sitting down.
Hey at least he had the decency to keep your comment around. They just delete the stuff I say…
Everyone just seems a little too angsty today.
That’s what dorn would say if he was u.
Ah, so what you really care about is posting content quicker then other sites, rather then posting quality content daily based on the demographic. Seems right.
Are you an idiot, Golden Bear?
at least he knows how to reply on this site. Do you even work here?
Chill out. The forum will be back soon, I am assuming. Fail Friday, yeah, I am sure they are on it this week.
You should have the goddamn Forum and Fail Friday. #CommentRiots
Sellin out hard here.
If jumping off of a bridge went viral, would you do it too?
I hope Jack Hammer is the first off that bridge.
Laps, dorno.
Yeah you should of bc it’s fake. Look at the picture of Jameis from his court hearing and from the football game on Saturday….. Dude has had a fro now for weeks!
Tell your source to at least use an updated photo next time!
No, he’s described his play as the “scrongest”
You could land a damn 747 on that lower lip of his.
almost 90% sure thats his tongue
Current state of TFM:
This is Fake. Jameis has had an afro for a while now. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKbBdtHI4Bw&list=UUUZBUFtB6gVyYuNm-eIWZaw
Dude’s just thirsty after all those crab legs.
You tried.
Man wants some tits, who can blame him.
I’m pretty convinced he is missing a chromosome
*has an extra
Well played sir. Science isn’t my scrong suit.
I thought at first this guy was just a savant, yet I am now convinced that he may have some genetic disorder.
Show ne da Fail Friday
You were looking for the phrase insnaption.
Dorn’s snapchat read, “show me da babies”. He’s going for em younger and younger now…
This is bad. Real bad.
The lack of quality content posted on TFM over the past week has been bad. Real bad.
The lack of a forum is bad. Real bad.
This is for sure going to be a Gameday sign.
Which I’m sure you’ll post as your next shitty video, Helmet Stickers.
Shots fired.
Bring back the fucking forums!
With all the scandals in the NFL recently, it’s good to know there will be plenty more to look forward to.
If he signed some autographs maybe he’d have the money to send her some Snapcash for tits.
At this point, Jameis fuckery is just expected instead of shocking