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Angry Husband Fed Up With WHORE Wife For Fucking Personal Trainer, Lines The Streets With Defamatory Flyers

No one, absolutely NO ONE, fucks Richard’s wife “5 days a week at 5:00am” for six years and gets away with it. A personal trainer at Miami’s [Redacted] Method Fitness made this costly mistake, and thanks to an ingenious grass roots defamatory campaign, basically the whole city of Miami knows about it.

Richard–we’re only calling him Richard for the purpose of anonymity–passed out flyers to let people know this gym isn’t only a place to get a workout in, but it’s also a place to send your cheating WHORE of a wife to have sex with someone other than you.

We received the below tip and attached picture of the flyer the tipster found on his car windshield.

Found this ad on my car after leaving the bar the other night. This bro is absolutely trolling his wife who had an apparent 6 year affair with her personal trainer. These flyers were everywhere, on every car I could see. He also put up a similar Google review for Method fitness.

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That can’t be good for business.

Have you seen that “Seinfeld” episode where Jerry starts sleeping with his maid? At first, before the sex started, she shows up and cleans his home. Jerry pays her and she’s on her way. Then, instead of cleaning when she comes over, they start having sex. She still expects to be paid for her time, even though she doesn’t clean his apartment. He assesses the arrangement and determines that what’s going on is prostitution, since he essentially pays her for sex.

Gym memberships aren’t free, and personal trainers cost even more. She was paying him for the sex. I don’t know, something to think about.

The aforementioned Google review:

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Obligatory:

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Dillon Cheverere

Dillon Cheverere (@DCheverere) is the Vice President of Media for Grandex, Inc. He's a native Texan with a full head of hair and knows his way around a nice box of red wine. Dorn graduated (BBA) with a GPA sitting in the meaty part of the bell curve, not lagging behind, but not trying to show off, either. Golf is his game now. He's long off the tee but can't putt for shit. Email: dillon@grandex.co

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