Whatever they’re serving at Pavlov’s, a popular University of South Carolina bar, I don’t want to drink it. Shots of straight Everclear with a crushed up Xanax rim? I don’t know what else can get you drunk enough to make yourself okay with passing out in a urinal trough. I guess 30 shots of tequila would do the trick too. Either way, as we’ve covered before, this is starting to become a recurring issue for the bar.
Get it together, South Carolina. How is this the place you keep passing out? Not in the gutter, not at your table, not even in a bathroom stall. You beeline straight for a giant bucket of piss. I’ve been real drunk in my life, but never “Pass out in the human waste of a hundred dudes” drunk. Pavlov’s must be a hell of a time.
Get tested, kid.