When my fraternity and I gathered ‘round the television with a big bowl of low-fat popcorn to binge watch some Disney Channel – just bros bein’ bros – I fell in love with Ariana Grande the instant I saw her. Big doe eyes. Tight little body. A luscious, flowing ponytail begging to be pulled on while you disappoint her from behind.
Then, she sang the national anthem at the Seahawks-Packers season opener last year, and I knew the feelings I had for her were real.
But guess what? She was lying through her fucking teeth when she made those tears form in the corner of my eyes to her beautiful rendition of the Star Spangled Banner. Ariana doesn’t care about the bombs bursting in air or the flag that was still there. She doesn’t care about the ramparts, either. THE FUCKING RAMPARTS. Turns out, Ariana Grande hates America.
In this heartbreaking footage captured by TMZ, watch as the love of my life shits all over two of the things I care about most in this world. First, she desecrates a donut – a sacred American symbol. Then, she peer pressures her whipped ass boy toy to do the same before sucking face with him. Finally, once a fresh tray of donuts are brought to her, she says it:
“What the fuck is that? I hate Americans. I hate America.”
The MLB promptly yanked her performance in the MLB All-Star Game. Good. She since apologized, but what was said can never be unsaid.
Why would you do this, Ariana? Why would you do this to me? Why would you do this to US? I thought what we had WAS SPECIAL..
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