The primal instinct to save your drink while falling down. TFM.
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The primal instinct to drink while she’s going down. TFM.
Country songs suck if you’re not drunk
Original idea, just not in any way funny whatsoever.
Because God forbid if it gets in the carpet.
Wrong post, I’m drunk.
Primal instinct, or an instinct as a result from pledging?