Only knowing the lyrics to “Piano Man” when liquored up. TFM.
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SING US A SONG, YOU’RE THE PIANO MAN. SING US A SONG TONIGHT. WELL WE’RE ALL IN THE MOOD FOR A MELODY, AND YOU’VE GOT US FEELIN’ ALRIGHT.
I do birthdays, weddings, and the occasional bar mitzvah.
Fuck a bar mitzvah and fuck you.
Swing and a miss. Next time, keep your eyes on the reply button.
^ YOU SIR… are a genuinely decent human being, and I wish you nothing but success in your future endeavors.
That isn’t how your brain works, champ.
Someone get me a beer cause I’m FIRSTY! Being original #TFM
I’m actually on my porch right now smoking a cohiba and drinking 18yr old scotch so jokes on you.
Try less higgers
Close, but no cigar
you’re firsty? that’s the first time i’ve seen that word, haha.
80’s BILLY JOEL DOOWOP SUCKS!!!
Take your skank hooker wife and get the fuck outta here
That’s a song you should know all the time…