Auburn Releases Fabulous New Practice Pants (NSFW)

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With the college football season a month away, fall camp is starting back up across the nation. Auburn began practice this week, and Tiger fans couldn’t wait to catch a glimpse of the 2012 edition of their beloved squad. With unbridled anticipation, fans flocked to their favorite Auburn websites to see what kind of shape these guys stayed in during the offseason. They wish they hadn’t.

They were greeted with some offensive material, smacked right in the face with uncomfortable man thigh, ass, and bulge. Right in the face. The practice pants were designed by new strength and conditioning coach, Richard Simmons. He went with the 3″ inseamed spandex trunks, the cock-n-balls version, a bold move indeed. Man meat is scattered all over the place.

They look like gay versions of Tony Perkis out there.

I present to you the 2012 Auburn Tigers:

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Roger Dorn (@RogerJDorn) is the Vice President of Media for Grandex, Inc. He's a native Texan with a full head of hair and knows his way around a nice box of red wine. Dorn graduated (BBA) with a GPA sitting in the meaty part of the bell curve, not lagging behind, but not trying to show off, either. Golf is his game now. He's long off the tee but can't putt for shit. Email: dillon@grandex.co

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