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Auburn’s T-Shirt Gatling Gun Will Put Asses In The Seats

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Auburn has a t-shirt Gatling gun. It rapid fires t-shirts into the crowd. It’s pretty fucking cool.


Here it is in action:

Here’s a great video of the gun firing in slow motion:

And here’s a closer view of the gun operator with bitch face who I’d like to get to know a little better:

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College football is one big dick-measuring contest–an elaborate game of one-upmanship where each program is forever vying for bragging rights over its competitors. Auburn is clearly leading the way with regards to t-shirt distribution, and honestly, I couldn’t be more excited about this development in t-shirt weaponry. Other cool ways of handing out shirts is undoubtedly in the works.

I won’t be satisfied until I see a winged drone flying over the crowd while delivering precision-guided t-shirt missiles right to fans’ faces. Just bloodying up people’s noses from a couple hundred feet above.

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Dillon Cheverere

Dillon Cheverere (@DCheverere) is the Vice President of Media for Grandex, Inc. He's a native Texan with a full head of hair and knows his way around a nice box of red wine. Dorn graduated (BBA) with a GPA sitting in the meaty part of the bell curve, not lagging behind, but not trying to show off, either. Golf is his game now. He's long off the tee but can't putt for shit. Email: dillon@grandex.co

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