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Australia Holds Race With Boats Made Out Of Beer Cans

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All I know about Australia is that the only time girls are interested in talking to me is when I pretend to be from there. That interest quickly wanes as it becomes apparent that the colloquialisms I mutter in my terrible Australian accent are clearly not Australian. I don’t know how they figure it out. Pretty sure “Yarr! Chips ahoy, matey! Can I be takin’ a gander at yer cannon hole?” is textbook Australian.

Yeah. So I don’t know much about Australia. But after hearing about the Darwin Lions Beer Can Regatta, I kind of want to learn more. In this boat race, entrants create boats out of beer cans and race them. Pretty straightforward.

From Fox News:

Taking place on Mindil Beach in Australia Northern Territory, the Beer Can Regatta features no specific rules for boat entry. Some structures look like simple rafts while one particularly ambitious design is reminiscent of dragon-bowed Viking ship. Some boats used up to a 1,000 cans. This year’s winner donated the money back to event organizers.

Check out this video of the race. Looks like a good time.

Looks like these Australians are really enjoying the high seas. As the Australians say, “Shiver me pilsners!”

Dorn just fired me for that joke.

[via Fox News]

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a writer and content manager for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin. He has been called the "Patron Saint of Butt Stuff" despite never having engaged in sexual activity of any nature until he turned 21, which he is still convinced is the minimum age at which you can legally have sex.

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