Ever want to know what the opposite sex was thinking? If you answered, “No, I’m way TFTC about what slams think,” then congratulations, you’re a liar. Of course you’ve thought about what the opposite sex was thinking, even if it was as simple as wondering what could have possibly been going through the girl’s mind when she decided to put mayonnaise on your pastrami sandwich. MUSTARD WAS THE CLEAR CHOICE!
Everyone wants to know what the opposite sex is thinking and it can be an anxious obsession. Whether your questions are sandwich related (seriously, why mayo!?!?) or slightly deeper, like about love or something, then worry no more, because the “Splitting Hairs” comedy tour, presented by Axe and Comedy Central, is here to answer your questions.
Bringing “pundits from either side of the gender divide,” Splitting Hairs hopes to once and for all reveal what she’s thinking, shatter long held “truths” about dating, and give the real story about what exactly is going on in the minds of the opposite sex. Thankfully, Axe has handpicked an expert panel of comedians to get the job done.
Tell me you don’t respect the opinion of a man with such a commanding power point. Koechner is probably best known as Champ Kind from Anchorman and Todd Packer from NBC’s The Office. He’s also a Saturday Night Live alum and an accomplished standup comic, touring the country regularly.
The Perfect Date
Todd Packer Gives Zero Fucks
The Legend of Todd Packer
If you don’t believe that David Koechner is equipped to answer the fraternity man’s questions about women, well then you sir are a fool.
A recent SNL cast member, Abby Elliot is that glorious combination of hot and actually funny that most men would kill to find in a woman. Currently she is developing a show for MTV that she will star in and oh yeah, she’s hot and funny, did I mention that?
Yeah…you should probably listen up.
Owen Benjamin is a veteran standup with appearances on Comedy Central Presents, Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, and The Tonight Show. He’s also appeared in several films and is a regular on Nick Swardson’s Pretend Time. Among other things, Owen Benjamin is an expert on the male orgasm.
The Axe Splitting Hairs comedy tour has several dates left so if you’re in one of these cities then be sure to follow the links to find out more about getting tickets to the sexual debate to end all sexual debates.