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Bad Commenter Of The Week: April 7

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Welcome to “Bad Commenter Of The Week,” a weekly series here on TFM wherein I will roast a TFM commenter whom I deem roastworthy for one reason or another — or maybe for no reason at all. Lucky for me, I get to handpick my target. Maybe you’ll agree with my selection, maybe you won’t, maybe it’ll be you. Only time will tell, and I have it on high authority that time’s lips are sealed. Looks like you’ll just have to keep tuning in if you want to see who each week’s massive idiot target is.

Unlike in our series “Commenter Of The Week,” I will not be interviewing the commenter I select because, quite frankly, they don’t deserve that courtesy. If you happen to be the target of my current or future ire, feel free to respond in the comment section, dumbass.

This week’s Bad Commenter, User Frat, caught my eye with this gem.

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I’m not entirely sure why, but the backfiring of User Frat’s attempt at piggybacking upvotes off StoryTeller’s comment tickled my funny bone. Dude added one period onto the end of StoryTeller’s post and got a polar opposite reaction. Hilarious. What an idiot. I love when people who post shit just to get This’d get bowled over by a wave of laps. Soothes my soul.

After more research, it became clear that User Frat had to be named this week’s Bad Commenter.

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No, it’s not. It’s an alligator. What a dumb comment.

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This is the absolute worst take on drunk food I’ve ever encountered.

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The fact that some of this jamoke’s stupid, minimalist, pandering comments didn’t get downvoted is upsetting.

The amount of effort User Frat puts into commenting is akin to the amount of effort Inside TFM Podcast Producer Micah “Ham” Wiener puts into cybersecurity: minimal. Earlier today, Ham hit 1,000 followers on Twitter, meaning he had to follow through on the promise he made of switching his handle from @MicahWiener over to @ProducerMicah once he hit 1K. While Ham was in the process of switching over handles, there was a 45-second window in which the @MicahWiener handle was up for grabs. I knew what I had to do…

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And I did it. If you have any ideas for what I should do with this Twitter handle, let me know. The possibilities are endless.

Anyways, your comments are bad and you should feel bad, User Frat. You’re a massive idiot and deserve all the shame that comes your way.

You too, Ham.

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a Senior Writer for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin.

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