Welcome to “Bad Commenter Of The Week,” a weekly series here on TFM wherein I will roast a TFM commenter whom I deem roastworthy for one reason or another — or maybe for no reason at all. Lucky for me, I get to handpick my target. Maybe you’ll agree with my selection, maybe you won’t, maybe it’ll be you. Only time will tell, and I have it on high authority that time’s lips are sealed. Looks like you’ll just have to keep tuning in if you want to see who each week’s massive idiot target is.
Unlike in our series “Commenter Of The Week,” I will not be interviewing the commenter I select because, quite frankly, they don’t deserve that courtesy. If you happen to be the target of my current or future ire, feel free to respond in the comment section, dumbass.
TFMer SteveHoltOnDrugs slid into my inbox a couple days ago with a nomination for this week’s Bad Commenter.
Now usually, I’d turn this whole situation around and name SteveHoltOnDrugs Bad Commenter of the Week in light of him being a TFM commenter narc. That’s kinda my style. I seem innocent enough to where you feel comfortable sharing stuff with me, then BOOM! I shuffle the decks, pull out my wild card, and use that trust against you. It’s why I dropped out of therapist school. Apparently they take physician-patient privilege pretty seriously these days. I miss the days when you used to be able to sell the info from your sessions to the highest bidder, or simply post it on anonymous chatrooms just to see what would happen. The pussification of America continues.
But after clicking the link in his email and checking out Willdog18’s impressive(ly awful) resume, I’m going with SteveHoltOnDrugs’ request and naming Willdog18 this week’s Bad Commenter.
Let’s check out some highlights from his body of work this past week, in which he managed to garner not a single positively upvoted comment out of the 32 he posted to the site.
Willdog18’s commenting style is uniquely horrendous because his best comments are his comments that don’t make any sense whatsoever. He’s literally better off spouting out gibberish, because when he does actually manage to formulate a cohesive phrase, it’s dreadful and instantly damned to Downvote Hell.
It’s kinda like if the Instagrammers/content-stealing assclowns at fuckjerry accidentally posted a captionless Instagram of a bowl of oatmeal sitting on an oak table. It’d make no sense and confuse the hell out of everyone, but at least, for a fleeting moment, they wouldn’t be content-stealing dickbags who profit off the intellectual property of people who are actually worth a damn. Fuckjerry could learn a thing or two from Willdog18, which is a lot like saying a poopy butthole would benefit from following in the footsteps of a slightly less poopy butthole.
Your comments are bad and you should feel bad, Willdog18. You’re a massive idiot and deserve all the shame that comes your way..
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