“Wanna come over for a bagel and some sex?”
If you live in Oxford, Ohio, you have until midnight tonight to take advantage of this bagel-rubber combo for only $14. Two bagels, one rubber, fourteen bucks. Then it’s up to you to eat the bagels and make the sex. Bagel & Deli, “one of uptown Oxford’s favorite attractions” according to their Twitter bio, will even deliver them to you, which is so convenient for those of you who are too embarrassed to buy your bagels in person.
Valentine's Special. Any 2 Bagels & A Condom Delivered for $14 til 12 tonight. Call 5135232131 & mention Tweet. pic.twitter.com/ay98fyW1uR
— Bagel & Deli Shop (@Bagel_and_Deli) February 13, 2014
Brilliant marketing here. You Miami U students better eat the shit out of these bagels and then have safe sex with each other.
Image via Twitter