Baltimore Ravens WR Jacoby Jones Assaulted By Stripper Named “Sweet Pea”

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Nice Move

A few members of the Baltimore Ravens celebrated their 30-9 victory over the Houston Texans, as well as offensive tackle Bryant McKinnie’s 33rd birthday last night, the only way they knew how. No, not by murdering somebody and then covering it up; I’m talking about a party bus filled with strippers and expensive champagne. Sounds great, right? Too bad Sweet Pea had to come along and ruin everybody’s night.

One eyewitness tells us he saw a bottle being swung at Jacoby Jones — it connected with his head and hurt him. We’re told an ambulance was called “for a bleeding male” but he was not taken to the hospital. Our sources say a stripper named Sweet Pea is the one who hit Jacoby with a gigantic Ace of Spades bottle and this may have triggered the brawl. We’re told the bottle smashed over his head and he was “bleeding everywhere.”

Not cool, Sweet Pea. Talk about not living up to your name. Not only did she ruin Jones’ night, she also ruined the birthday boy’s.

We’re told Jacoby’s friends tried to retaliate against Sweet Pea but Bryant McKinnie tried to stop him, and a fight broke out between the friend and Bryant.

That’s just poor form all around. Jones’ friend, you can’t hit a girl. Sweet, you’re hired to shove your tatas in rich men’s faces and gyrate on their laps. Maybe give a dutch rudder or two. It’s not that difficult.

In the end, poppin’ champagnium on a dude’s cranium is a bold move. Kudos, Pea. It’s hard to feel bad for Jacoby, as he’s been injured since week one and is still making obscene amounts of money regardless of how many bottles of champagne are broken over his head. Jones used to be on Dancing with the stars, but now it looks like he’s just seeing them.

[via TMZ]

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