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Bama Sorority Girl Shits In Dorm Hallway, Public Shitting Now A Trend In Tuscaloosa

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***** WARNING: At the bottom of this article you will find a photo of shit. Real, human shit. *****

I can’t believe I typed up this same warning for the second time in three weeks about shit that didn’t end up in a toilet, and at the same school, and by (allegedly) a member of a sorority.

According to a tipster that notified us of this dorm hallway shitting, the perpetrator is a member of a sorority at the University of Alabama (again). Although our tipster told us which sorority she is a member of, I can’t confirm it, so I’m not going to tell you. Deal with it. We were also told this happened in Tutwiler Hall, which, according to their website, is an all-female dormitory, housing 966 students. So, there, now the perp’s name is narrowed down for you.

I pulled this photo from the Tutwiler Hall photo gallery on UA.edu, and although this floor tile is, admittedly, pretty generic looking, it does match the floor in the below shit photo.

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Enhance.

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I’m convinced. Some chick 100% took a shit in a Tutwiler hallway, and right on a floor vent. You so nasty. We’ve got a real problem in Tuscaloosa. The girls there keep missing the toilets.

And finally, here’s the photo:

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UPDATE: Photo added. The RA had to pick up the shit.

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Image via UA.edu

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Dillon Cheverere

Dillon Cheverere (@DCheverere) is the Vice President of Media for Grandex, Inc. He's a native Texan with a full head of hair and knows his way around a nice box of red wine. Dorn graduated (BBA) with a GPA sitting in the meaty part of the bell curve, not lagging behind, but not trying to show off, either. Golf is his game now. He's long off the tee but can't putt for shit. Email: dillon@grandex.co

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