Is there anything more thrilling than a little public sex at a bar? You get to get in, get out, high five your boys, and grab a new drink. It’s the ultimate bar power move to pull. Not only does it validate your ability to spit game, but it also assures your spot in the bar’s unwritten Hall of Fame.
Enter Philip Smith. During his night of drinking and debauchery at a pub in Ireland, he took a gal to the bathroom stall for some bar sex. Like any self-respecting man would do, he documented his exploits on the stall wall. The pub staff saw it and came back with an excellent response.
— Seán Connolly (@TheSonicScrew) July 18, 2015
Who really got the last laugh here? On one hand, Philip may have only lasted a short time, but he did get his rocks off. On the other, the pub just lets the whole public know that ol’ Phil doesn’t last too long. It’s tough to say who won.
This guy came in swinging a few jabs. The pub came back and landed a hook square on his jaw. The only choice for Philip is to go back for round two and hope for the best..