Being a free American no matter where you are. TFM.
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Your floral printed shirt that’s too small, junk gripping khakis, douche-cut, and the way you hold your can like you’re gently fondling your uncle’s balls say the opposite of American.
How do you think he got the money to get there?
You put way too much thought into what this dude is doing. Just let the man frat over seas, god damn.
The only tfm I see is that dad sleeping on his day out the with family.
Fuck you, your bullshit haircut, and your hipster clothes.
Is that the Eiffel Tower, or leaning tower of piza?
“It would be so frat if you shotgunned your diet coke”
People like you is what is ruining greek life. Well that and Rowdy Gentlemen.
Nice shirt does it come in your size?
I’m in Paris right now too. 90% sure I saw this fucking clown yesterday at the top of the Eiffel Tower complaining to his mother how cold it was up there.
“Clark Griswold, American”