Being a master negotiator. TFM.
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Yeah this is totally legit
Gotta make sure I change her name to “Easy Slam” so people think I’m frat
Is “Easy Slam” friends with “Random Slut’?
“Hey mom let me borrow your phone for five minutes”
I wonder how long he waited for his unread messages to read “13” to look cool
Yeah this kid is either every girl’s best friend or he waited at least a week to take the screenshot.
2:02 . NF
Dude I was born at 2:02. Stop talking shit.
2:02 is PFF. Kudos on the rest though.
“Thanks for sending those texts for me, Mom.”
Simply put, this message exchange is just way too coherent for a 2AM booty call, emphasis on the booty.
I’m going to go out on a limb here and say this broad isn’t regularly complimented on her looks.
I don’t man, maybe she just really loves this guy…
not being able to afford gas nf.
Looks like Dorn’s mom is at it again.